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  • Excellent48%
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  • Average12%
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AMENITIES
Free Wifi
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Bar/Lounge
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Breakfast included
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All reviewskevin baconsecret bookcasecommunal bathroomquirky hotelprivate showerhidden roomsbreakfast basketrooms are smallcool conceptcity centrehired bikestram stopwe loved our staynumber tramcomfy bedstayed here for two nightsenjoyable stay
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Reviewed yesterday

If you're looking for a unique hotel this is the place for you. We stayed in the tram cart room and although it was small we loved it. There was enough room to store our bags and still be able to change our clothes in...More

Thank brietzke
Reviewed 3 days ago

Just returned from a 4 night stay here. Overall we enjoyed our stay. The hotel was fun and quirky and we found the staff to be friendly and helpful. The shared toilets and shower area were always imaculately clean and we had no problem with...More

Thank Chris M
Reviewed 4 days ago

We stayed here in May and found it to be a very lovely spot. The staff were exceptional very helpful with everything!! The hotel is very artsy and unique. The reason I am giving it 4 not 5 is because or room location. Our door...More

Thank Cathy W
Reviewed 4 days ago via mobile

Coming to Amsterdam i was a little skeptical of this hotel, it’s far from traditonal and its rooms are a litte odd. But once i arrived ans saw the place in person i had no doubts. Incredibly helpful and insightful staff, super clean rooms and...More

Thank James T
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

I stayed in the tram car for a night in this hotel... Really cool if a little noisy as the tram is surrounded by the reception desk and the seating for the bar and restaurant (which is excellent, by the way). There is a library...More

Thank awctan
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Ahoysteph
April 15, 2018|
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Response from HotelNotHotel | Property representative |
Hi there! Thank you for your question. Hotel Not Hotel currently doesn't boast any specific outdoor space. There is a tiny though cosy terrace at our bar, but it does not have a garden view. However, we are situated fairly... More
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January 26, 2018|
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There is a tram every 10 minutes or so which takes 15 minutes to get to Dam square. The tram is very cheap. We absolutely loved this hotel and the location.
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January 10, 2018|
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